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How Enlightened Are You? A Test:

 
Well. . .
 
If you can live without caffeine or nicotine;
 
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;
 
If you can resist complaining;
 
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you any time;
 
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment;
 
If you can ignore friends' limited educations and never correct them;
 
If you can treat the rich and poor alike;
 
If you can face the world without lies or deceit;
 
If you can conquer tension without medical help;
 
If you can relax without liquor;
 
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs;
 
If you can have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, gender, sexual preference, or politics —
 
— then you have almost reached the same level of spiritual development as your dog.
 
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Search Of The Missing Bone


Sheruff Lexi and her two deputies, Zsa Zsa and Nikki set off in
search of the missing dog bone early this morning after recent
reports of possible sightings by the creek. The bone went missing
late last night and was last seen by Regal, the local security dog,
and he suspects fowl play. "Ruf ruuf rufff, ruf ruf" he explained
and that started the massive search.

Details at 11:00.
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